Letter to the Digital Age

Dear digital age

Hope all is well with you? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have 
come up with a lot of interesting platform. It’s really neat how  you’re able to do that year after year. I guess that’s how you  stay number one in the online platform business. 

Actually, I admire the way the internet is run. You really have a 
handle on it. You find out what people want (with platform like  this and having people tell you in person), and then you make the presents content and control how they are delivered. It’s an impressive operation.

I also like how you’ve got it to where when somebody says, 
“metaverse, internet or some favorite platform name,” people automatically think google. What a marketing advantage. Best of all, even though you’re a huge success, people still don’t know much about your private life. It’s just rumors. That’s so neat.

I think like Santa being at the North Pole helps. That was a good move. For example, when you’re designing toys, only your elves know what you’re doing, and you’re way up there where nobody can spy on you and steal your ideas. And even if they do, you can always just let it out that you’re making the same stuff to bring to people  for free, so why would they buy the other guy’s stuff? 

Also, other people who make Christmas presents can’t deliver them 
like you can. Yours is the only sleigh on the distribution highway. You must get some great discounts from suppliers, because if they don’t play ball you can just refuse to give out  their presents. Very Sharp. 

Also, other people who make Christmas presents can’t deliver them 
like you, or Amazon or even BVI Paradise can. Yours is the only sleigh on the distribution highway. You must get some great discounts from suppliers, because if they don’t play ball you can just refuse to give out  their presents. Very Sharp. 
  
What I don’t get is why you give away stuff. That’s the dumbest  idea I’ve ever heard. I admit, its why you’re number one – who  could compete with a deal like that? But it must make it hard to  stay in business, especially when you have to visit every kid in the world. You have to keep growing or fail. 
  
Here’s an idea on how you can help finance your operation: Give 
everybody at least one present at Christmas or even access to online platform, then you could make 
batteries for toys and for the online platform either do subscription or just charge a commission, sell them the rest of the year. It would create a demand: You give people something and then sell them what they  need to make it work. 
  
Another thing, about you coming down the chimney or being in office 8 hours a day. That’s so slow 
and inefficient. And what about all the people who don’t have 
chimneys? or transportation to go where these office is . I have two words for you: windows or internet. Everybody has 
windows or internet. 
  
That’s about all I have to say. You’re probably wondering if I  was good or bad this year, but I don’t really like to talk about my personal life, if that’s O.K. (Just out of curiosity: When you were a boy, did any of the other kids call you a nerd?) Anyway, I  don’t really have anything to ask for. Mostly I think up something to play with and then build it myself. I guess I’m sort  of like you – I make my own toys. 
  
Best of luck,
BVI Paradise

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